Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Why i hate disney movies

           So for some reason disney movies really annoy me. Take Lion King for example, your a mother lion and you name one cub Moofasa and the other Scar one is gonna turn out to be freakin evil, your just setting that kid up for that kid up for a bad life.
          Another thing i hate about disney movies are the princesss. There are around 17 years old yet there walking around in skanky little outfits. Like Arielle from the little mermaid she is swimming around all day in a coca-nut bra and jasmine from Aladin is strutting around EVERYWHERE in a revieling jeanie outfit.
          Another thing i find wierd about the princesses is there hair. Rapunsle, those are freakin extentions, Bell ties her hair with a ribbon, have you ever tried to tie your hair with a ribbon? Good freaking luck! Arielle made me like heart broken that i wasnt a ginger, first of all where are her freckles? It is genitically imposible to have that color hair and no freckles, second of all no one is born with fire engine red hair, that freakin came from a bottle! Pocahauntis has perfect looking hair all the time but she doesnt own a hair brush! Where is her hair brush.
          What Disney "Taught" me was to half a healthy fear of old people, fat people, ugly people because there all going to screw my life up. Ursula, old, fat, ugly, Jafar, old ugly cinderellas step mom old ugly and scar ugly. Thats why we all grow up thinking people are witches. Not once has an old person ever tried to screw up my life, there always nice and sweet or crazy at least, but at least there happy!
          Now take some of the more modern day disney movies like High school musical. Why must the people in highschool musical sing about EVERYTHING!!!! like "Oh i just broke up with my boy friend so im gonna Siiiiiiiiiiing abooooooout iiiiiiiiiiiiit Laaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Or "Hmmm im in the cafiteria i might as well stand on the tables and start singing and dancing!"
       So please tell what you think about disney movies in the little comment bax bellow!!!!

2 comments:

  1. O.o I never thought about it this way... I'll never be able to watch a disney movie again. Also, all of the princesses are teens and they're all getting married.

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  2. are you jenna marbles? lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rT28Z0xM88&list=UU9gFih9rw0zNCK3ZtoKQQyA&index=64

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